How to clean up the furniture after sex

Whether your sex is vanilla or pure filth, you’re going to make a mess. Knowing how to clean dry cum and other sex stains from your furniture is a skill and we’re going to give you all the info you need to know.

As a creator on SinParty, you want to present a clean and happy place to have sex – whatever happy means to you and your subscribers. No one wants to watch you masturbate on cum-covered sheets or see you do anal with stains on the sofa.

You’re a hot porn creator, do you really want to be cleaning the house? Well, no, but you want your content to be lit so those tips keep dropping.

We’ve got all the tips you need to clean your dry cum and other sex stains from everything in your house. We’re going to pass on our secrets about:

• Cleaning up dry cum from furniture and fabric
• Getting rid of squirt stains and smells
• Removing blood stains after sex
• Handling stains that come about after anal
• Washing away stains caused by lube

Plus, our top ways to prevent the worst of the stains that won’t interrupt your sex or your content.

How to clean up semen around the house?

The secret to cleaning up cum is to know it’s mainly protein. Now, some people will swear by swallowing to avoid the mess, but sometimes your man might just get too excited and explode early.

When that happens, it’s best to clean up the jizz before it dries, if at all possible. To clean up wet, fresh semen from fabrics:

1. Blot up as much as you can with a damp cloth or dry paper towel
2. Spray with a liquid detergent that contains enzymes – it should say on the bottle if it does
3. Leave it for about three minutes
4. Blot at the damp patch with a damp cloth
5. Put the bedsheets, cushion covers, clothing, or whatever he blurted on, in the washing machine with normal detergent at a high temperature

It should be a pretty simple process.

If you managed to miss where the cum went and you find it once it’s dried out, you need to attack it differently. Take a bar of normal cleaning soap and a toothbrush, scrub the stain using the soap and brush before putting it in the wash on a hot cycle.

Super important note: Don’t use bleach to clean up cum. Bleach, or hydrogen peroxide, has a habit of turning protein stains yellow. Not a good look.

How to clean up after squirting?

If you’re one of the lucky 10-50 percent of women who can squirt, then you know it’s a lot more liquid-y than the stuff that shoots out a dick.

You may have also unfortunately noticed that squirting can leave behind a bit of a smell if you let it get into your fabric sofa or your mattress. Here’s our guide to cleaning up squirt juice after sex.

Cleaning stains from squirting

You need to do some science to clean up after squirting. First, make a paste using:

• Cold water
• Dish detergent
• Baking soda
• Hydrogen peroxide

Blot the paste with a cloth from the outside of the stain and work your way into the middle.

Make sure you leave the sheets off so that it can dry out. Open the window too if you can.

Removing the smell after squirting

The building up of a whole lot of squirt can start to leave an unpleasant smell. This isn’t something wrong with your vagina, it’s not a sign of infection or anything to worry about, it just happens.

If you begin to notice a smell in your bedroom or where you film content after you learn to squirt, it should be easy to remove.

Simply sprinkle baking soda over your mattress or other areas where you squirt and leave it for as long as possible to draw out the smell. Once you’ve done that, vacuum up the baking soda and clean the area like we described above.

How to clean period blood after sex?

Period sex isn’t everyone’s thing, but it’s a fetish that plenty of people are into. There’s other blood that can come from sex, as long as it’s produced consensually, we’re not here to judge, just help you clean it up afterward.

When you get period blood on your sheets, clothing, or other fabrics, the first thing to do is rinse it off with cold water. Next, add some stain remover spray and leave it to work for ten minutes.

Time up, rinse the fabric again with cold water, and then put in the washing machine with detergent at a high temperature.

If the blood has dried out already, soak the fabric for an hour in warm water then put it in the wash with detergent. If that doesn’t lift the stain, scrub it with soap from the back of the fabric and try to wash it again.

Still not doing the job? Reach for an enzyme cleaner like we mentioned a little earlier.

How to clean stains after anal sex?

You might be into scat and poop in your sex life is normal. You might just love anal and sometimes fecal matter outside the body is just a fact of fucking.

Either way, if there’s poo on your bedsheets, you need to get it cleaned off. Here’s how:

• Use cool water to clean off any, ahem, solid matter
• Put the fabrics in the washing machine at a high temperature
• Add bleach/hydrogen peroxide to the wash

What about when the poop is on your mattress or sofa? For that, you need to mix a solution of half water, half white vinegar to spray over the stain. Blot it with a cloth until the stain disappears.

Next, sprinkle over baking soda and leave it for at least an hour. Run a vacuum cleaner over your mattress or sofa and it should be good to go.

How to clean lube after sex?

Lube makes all sex better. Doesn’t matter how wet you get; lube will get you wetter and the sex is awesome.

Lots of lube means lots of chance for spills and slips, so you need to know how to clean it up. There are different types of lubes and so different ways to clean them up.

How to clean water-based lube

Water-based lubes should be super easy to clean up. They’re made up mainly of water so shouldn’t dry out to leave a stain. Be sure to mop up any excess once the fucking is finished and put anything washable in the machine so nothing sets.

Cleaning up oil-based lubes

Oil is a little trickier to clean than watery lubes, but not much. Soap breaks up fats and oils, so up normal dish soap or hand soap to remove oil-based lube. The sooner you can get it soaped the better, it can get a little harder to shift otherwise.

Mopping up silicon-based-lube

Silicon-based lube may be the best lube for many, many situations but it’s a bastard to clean up if you spill it. When silicon-based lube gets on your fabrics, spray it with stain remover and leave for a few minutes before washing in warm water. If that doesn’t work, reach for the ever-handy enzyme detergent.

How to prevent stains and mess during sex?

If you’re into messy sex, you’re just going to have to deal with a certain level of cleaning up after it. You can do some things to prevent having so much cleaning, like:

• Get freaky in the bathroom – surfaces in your bathroom are generally wipe-clean so easier to deal with.
• Use plastic sheets – you can put them under your mattress or between your cushions and sofa frame to protect the harder-to-clean spots.
• Buy a mattress protector – they’re much easier to wash every few weeks than treating your mattress.
• Use doggy pee pads – especially if you only want to protect a small area, these are super absorbent and easy to dispose of.  

How to clean dry cum and other sex stains?

Sex isn’t clean and clinical – there are fluids and bodily functions involved and they get messy. When you create content to post on SinParty, go wild and know you can get rid of any stain that cums your way.